Profit over vanity
We optimise for the money that reaches your bank account. A campaign with a great ROAS that still loses money gets switched off, and we will show you the numbers that prove it.
We started Psycho Scaling because too many good D2C brands were being told to spend more by people who got paid a percentage of that spend. We charge a flat retainer specifically so that advice can be honest.
These are not wall posters. Each one has cost us revenue at least once, which is how you know they are real.
We optimise for the money that reaches your bank account. A campaign with a great ROAS that still loses money gets switched off, and we will show you the numbers that prove it.
To channels you are not ready for. To budget increases your margins cannot take. To brands we cannot genuinely help. We would rather lose the retainer than take money for work that will not land.
Your ad accounts, your data, your dashboard. If we stop working together, everything we built stays with you and our access is removed within seven days.
Both of us sit in on the first call and stay in the account after it. No hand-off to a junior once the contract is signed.


Skipping straight to scale is why most accounts stall twice. Each step exists to make the next one measurable.
We go through the ad account, the store and the numbers together. You get a list of what we would change, whether or not you sign.
Week 0
Account rebuilt. Tracking fixed. Store and checkout cleaned up. Creative pipeline set up. This month is not exciting and it decides whether everything after it works.
Weeks 1 to 4
A steady flow of new angles every month, built from what your own customers say, tested continuously instead of in big batches.
Month 2 onward
Budget goes where it makes money, not where the dashboard looks best. We add spend once the numbers have earned it.
Month 3 onward
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Of accounts we take on clear their previous ceiling within two quarters. The ones that do not, we tell you before you sign.
Partner status is not a trophy. It means direct platform support when something breaks in your account at the worst possible moment.